I’ve been around the block, well, not a lot, but enough times that it’s rare I now find a drink that takes me completely by surprise. I’m seasoned enough now that, for most the most part, I can eyeball the ingredients and get a general feel for what the outcome will be. “Oh, that’s a twist-up on the Monkey Gland, I get it.” Or, “I believe the Sleeping Giant was quite a bit like that, hmmmmm, I’ll check it out.” Now, maybe it’s my increasingly apparent lack of interest or lack of desire to deeply explore tiki drinks (I leave that to better folks than I) but the 2070 Swizzle, which Paul Clarke featured in the Sept/Oct issue of Imbibe,33 caught me completely off-guard. To the point where, sitting on the couch after mixing my first, I took a sip and Joana, watching my expression, said, “You just fell in love a little bit, didn’t you?” Yes, Martin Cate, I want to have your babies33 .

2070 Swizzle

  • 1 oz Angostura 1919 Rum
  • 1 oz 151 Demerara Rum
  • 1/2 oz fresh lime juice
  • 1/2 oz rich simple syrup
  • 1/2 oz honey syrup
  • 1/4 oz St. Elizabeth Allspice Dram
  • 4 drops Pernod
  • 2 dashes Angostura Bitters
  • 1 pinch freshly-ground nutmeg

Add all ingredients to a glass. Fill with crushed ice. Insert barspoon and swizzle until frost forms on the glass. Top with extra ice if needed. Serve with a straw.

Twenty Seventy Swizzle - and no, it has nothing to do with Tales...
The honey syrup is a simple 1:1 honey-to-water combination that is stirred over heat until all of the honey is fully dissolved and it lends a fabulous backbone to this drink that everything else hinges to. This is, I’m sad to say, the first swizzle I attempted and it was highly rewarding. So much so that at my mother-in-law’s birthday party, after a good number of Sazeracs and Lion’s Tails and John Collins and you-name-it, I made a couple of these and shoved them in everyone’s face demanding they try it, NOW!, and sing the praises of Martin lest I limit them to the slightly-warmed Heineken mini-keg I had in waiting. Needless to say, I had many takers, with many smiles. I must say, I can be an intense host when serving drinks.

Martin Cate notes the Twenty Seventy is influenced by the classics, and soon after making this, I found the 151-Swizzle in Beachbum Berry’s Grog Log to be closely-related though I have yet to try it. Of course, upon entering the Mixoloseum Bar and lauding the 2070 I was met with a knowing, and accurate, analysis by Craig who said (and I’m paraphrasing), “Ah! The honey and lime or grapefruit combination or a punch of pastis and bitters is classic in Don the Beachcomber-style drinks.”33 See, I told you I left these things up to better people than I.

The final word on this, for me, is that the rums are critical (another sign of a well-constructed tiki drink). I’ve tried several iterations of this and none match the Angostura 1919 (one of my favorite rums right now) and 151-Demerara combination. In the interest of saving my 151-Demerara, which I can’t replenish here and should tell you just how many of these I’ve downed, I have replaced it with a split of 151-Bacardi and 80-proof Demerara rum. But, as you’d expect, it’s not quite the same. Barring any Demerara at all, well, the Barbados rums are the closest I’ve gotten. A dark Jamaican rum just kills it entirely I’m afraid. I’d be interested in any thoughts any of you have on rum replacements absent Demerara. Also, in my first attempt at this, I dumped a bit too much Pernod and really went heavy on the nutmeg – I didn’t, and still don’t, regret it one damned bit.33

I’ve become such a fan of Cate’s creations that I featured the Dead Reckoning in my November Oklahoma Magazine article and find the architecture of his drinks to be extremely-well done. You can almost taste the time and care he spent in constructing them, and that’s always a great and rewarding thing. Too bad he makes for a terrible Elvis.


2070 Swizzle Rating: ★★★★½

And, for the record, the second swizzle under my belt, which is surprisingly good, is the Cilician Voyage that came out of the 10/02 Thursday Drink Night! via the addled brains of Rick and Marshall33 . If you have Strega, check it out.


Editor’s Note: This post originally referred to the 2070 Swizzle as the “Twenty Seventy Swizzle” per Paul Clarke’s article in Imbibe. Blair has set me straight and, naturally, this is what I get for following Paul anywhere…ever.33 3
  1. god bless you, Paul333
  2. Martin, I only got to meet you briefly on the Saturday night of Tales gallivanting about with Jeff Berry, but you were a fine, and tired, gentleman333
  3. see the Test Pilot, Montego Bay, or Never Say Die as object lessons333
  4. however, this does lead most people to look at the drink oddly the first time and wonder, based on my usual taste, why I like it333
  5. good work gentlemen333
  6. I kid, of course. Paul is a prince among kings.333

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